until the very end.

prongsjames:

Vernon: I never wanted you anyways, Harry Potter u wizard scum. I hate having to pay for u

Hagrid: oh I’ll take him free of charge to go to an elite school

Vernon: what no he must stay in the cupboard

roseverdict:

chippish:

lytefoot:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

dreaminghermione:

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

(via siriusblacc)

prongsjames:

my future child: m… m…

me: wow! come quick! i think she’s about to say mama! her first words!

baby: mr. and mrs. dursley, of number four privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

me: merlin’s beard

wellingtonofthejungle:

helloeriiiiic:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a –

Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys.

Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys!

Dumbledore:

(via hpmemes)

nemracoelc:

sleepyamericanteen:

Anyone got a hot take on Gen Z students at Hogwarts?

Me, a new professor desperate to connect w the youths: and so expelliarmus will ‘yeet’ the wand right outta their hand

(via slvthrins)

accio-shitpost:

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incorrect-harry-potter-quotes:

Harry: What are we gonna do?

Ron: I don’t know. Maybe pizza?

Harry:

Ron:

Harry: About Voldemort, Ron.

(via rcmusluqin)

allwaswellforharrypotter:

Never forget in POA when Harry blew up aunt Marge, ran away, AND THEN proceeded to plan his life as an outlaw

(via my-h0me-is-h0gwarts)

cuteplaguerat:

harry potter books as clickbait articles

• Crazy But True… This Man Will Do ANYTHING To Live Forever!
  
• You Won’t Believe This Bathroom’s Incredible Secret
• How Did One Man Escape Azkaban? The Answer Will Blow Your Mind
• Uh-Oh! Here’s One Enchanted Goblet Mixup You CAN’T Miss
• These Kids’ Reactions To Their New Teacher’s Rules Is Inspiring
• Is It Cheating? One Student’s Trick To Acing Potions Class
• 7 Objects You Didn’t Know Contained Pieces Of The Dark Lord’s Soul

(via marauders4days)

maraudersgetrekt:

thejilyship:

what’s the most disturbing HP fanfiction you’ve ever read?

The cursed child

(via youcantbsirius)

kittymkatt:

barrybensonmpreg:

laziest-art:

finehoney:

finehoney:

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

(via perks-of-being-chinese)